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Stand-up comedian · Atlanta, GA

Uncle GComedian · Keynote speaker · Author · Professional late bloomer

43 years a banker. First open mic at 57. Just getting started at 68.

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Some people start early in life, some people start late in life… Uncle G, you are built for this. Tony Hinchcliffe · Kill Tony #777
Madison Square Garden★The Apollo Theater★The Laugh Factory★Helium Comedy Club★Carolines on Broadway★Toured with Jess Hilarious★Atlanta Comedy Theater★2 Comedy Albums★2 Books★

The endorsement

Ninety seconds. Sound on.

The highlight reel: Uncle G on comedy's toughest stage, from his Golden Ticket win to Madison Square Garden, with Tony Hinchcliffe calling the shots.

Uncle G raises his Golden Ticket on the Kill Tony stage

Footage: Kill Tony #777, Kill Tony #789 and Madison Square Garden, Aug 2026. © Kill Tony / DEATHSQUAD.

“You keep this up, you're gonna win another Golden Ticket.”

Tony Hinchcliffe · Kill Tony #789
6M+views across clips of a single set
43years in banking
57years old the first time he grabbed a mic
27states he's played, from the Apollo to the Garden
Greg Langford in a blazer, making a point during an interview
On the record, 2017.
Uncle G in an orange shirt, arm raised, at Helium Comedy Club
Helium, Atlanta.
Uncle G in a white shirt with a red microphone
Austin, 2026.
Uncle G laughing on stage with a red microphone
Uncle G. Disapproves of your ex.

The late bloomer

Forty-three years of no. Then a mic.

Greg Langford spent 43 years in banking telling people no. At 57 he finally said yes to an open mic. Turns out the man had material.

  1. 43 years

    The banker

    Four decades of loans, branch meetings and customers who had “a quick question.” The ultimate research phase.

  2. Age 57

    The first open mic

    He came up in Atlanta's toughest rooms and called the Atlanta Comedy Theater home.

  3. On the road

    Jess Hilarious names him “Uncle G”

    She put the name on him, then put him on tour as her opener. Along the way: the Apollo, Carolines on Broadway and the Laugh Factory.

  4. 2016 – 2022

    Two albums, two books

    Live from the Atlanta Comedy Theater, The Ballad of Uncle G, and a memoir about surviving the dark years and finding the funny.

  5. July 2026 · Age 68

    The Golden Ticket

    His name came out of the Kill Tony bucket on episode #777. One minute of stand-up and the longest interview of the night later, he walked off with a Golden Ticket.

  6. Aug – Oct 2026

    Madison Square Garden. Then back on Kill Tony.

    “Thank you, New York!” at the Garden in August. A Golden Ticket return on #789 in October. He calls it “repurposed, not retired.”

The evidence

Don't read about it. Watch.

Uncensored club sets. Booking a corporate room?

Book him for

Name the room. He'll work it.

Corporate · Private · Fundraisers

Clean enough for HR. Funny enough for everyone.

A fully clean, crowd-proof set for company parties, award nights, client dinners and galas. Forty-three years in banking. He knows a room full of suits.

  • 100% clean
  • 20–45 min
  • Emcee / host
  • Roasts
Corporate & private events →
Clubs · Theaters

Headliner & feature

A proven draw with a story people buy tickets for. Uncensored and battle-tested from the Apollo to the Garden.

  • 30–60 min
  • Promo kit included
Hold a date
Colleges · Festivals

The grandpa they didn't see coming

Students already know him from their feeds. Faculty love the story. Everyone leaves quoting him.

  • Clean or PG-13
  • Q&A available
Bring him to campus College & campus shows →
Keynotes · Wellness

A keynote that makes them laugh, then listen

Suicide survivor, author and mental-health speaker. Real story, real jokes, real takeaways.

Laughter Saves LivesSuicide prevention & workplace mental health
Repurposed, Not RetiredReinvention, resilience & second acts at any age
  • 30 / 45 / 60 min
  • In person or virtual
  • Q&A
Request a keynote Keynote topics & formats → Greg Langford in a black suit, speaking into a microphone
Uncle G in a navy suit, laughing, holding a bar stool over his head
Tech rider: one mic, one stool.
He brings the stool.

Working with Uncle G

Easy to book. Hard to follow.

  • Answer in 24 hoursEvery inquiry gets a real reply and a quote within one business day.
  • Clean or uncut, your callTell us the room. He'll tailor the set to it, down to the last word.
  • Easy to work withBanker-grade punctuality. Contract and deposit, everything in writing, no surprises.
  • Atlanta-based, travels anywhere27 states and counting. Simple tech needs: a mic and a little light.
  • Promo that sells ticketsPosters and vertical clips for your show, ready to post.
  • A proven drawClips of his sets have passed six million views. Fans show up.

Live in Atlanta · One night only

Two Golden Tickets. One stage.

Uncle G on stage with a red microphone
Golden Ticket winnerUncle GThe 68-year-old ex-banker who fears nothing
Tony Scar smiling at the microphone with his guitar
Golden Ticket winnerTony ScarGuitar in hand, crowd in the palm of it
Thu · Nov 57:00 PM · 21+
Atlanta Comedy Theater4650 Jimmy Carter Blvd #114B, Norcross, GA
Get tickets · from $25

Follow Tony Scar: @scarcomedy

21+ Six bags of Uncle G's Golden Gummies with Greg's face on the label

Uncle G's Funny Gummies · 21+

Golden Gummies. His face is on the bag.

The whole Golden lineup in one bundle: six bags, six flavors, Uncle G grinning on every one. Delta 8 for the big nights, Delta 9 for the easy ones.

  • Blue RaspberryD8 · 100mg
  • WatermelonD8 · 100mg
  • BlueberryD8 · 50mg
  • CitrusD8 · 50mg
  • Green AppleD9 · 10mg
  • StrawberryD9 · 10mg
$99.99$130 value · six bags, every flavor
Shop the Six-Pack →

21+ only. Contains hemp-derived Delta-8 and Delta-9 THC and may cause intoxication. Do not drive or operate machinery. Keep away from children and pets. Not available in all states. Not evaluated by the FDA. Sold and shipped by Avaloo.

Questions

Asked & answered.

Uncle G on a giant retro cellphone, whispering a deal
How much does it cost to book Uncle G?

Fees depend on the date, location, set length and type of event. Send the form below with your budget range and you'll get a straight answer and a quote within 24 hours. No runaround. He was a banker; he respects a number.

Does he really do clean?

Yes. He has a fully clean set built for corporate, private and family audiences, plus an uncensored club set for comedy rooms. You pick, he delivers.

Where is he based? Does he travel?

Atlanta, Georgia. He travels nationwide and has played 27 states, from the Apollo Theater to Madison Square Garden.

What's a Kill Tony Golden Ticket?

Kill Tony is a live comedy show where comedians get one minute after their name is pulled from a bucket. The best get a Golden Ticket and a guaranteed return. Uncle G won his on episode #777 in July 2026, at 68.

Can he host or emcee our event?

Absolutely. He hosts award nights, galas and fundraisers, keeps the program moving and makes your CEO look funnier than they are.

Is he available for podcasts and press?

Yes. Grab bios, photos and credits from the press kit, or use the form below and choose “Press / podcast.”

Booking

Let's talk numbers.

Tell us about your event. You'll hear back within one business day with availability and a quote.

  • A reply within one business day
  • Clean corporate set or full club set
  • Keynotes in person or virtual
  • Promo kit included for public shows

Prefer to talk? Call or text (678) 887-4734

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